February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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Why I hate J-Lo
My dad works at a 5 star hotel in Manhattan. Many celebrities like Shakira and Johnny Depp stayed there. When J-Lo stayed there the entire staff was instructed that “They must not look at her” meaning basically no fucking eye contact. What a cunt.
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@waveyqueen
follow me you assholes
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Anonymous asked: what happened to olaf?
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“I guess the only time most people think about injustice is when it happens to...”
– Charles Bukowski
osendentelle:
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
