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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around you’re throat she’s probably slightly upset.
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I wish I can fast forward to next year when I’m deciding what college to actually go to instead of worrying about SATs and getting in. I also can’t wait for Feb break to visit schools in Washington D.C.
All I do is scroll through my dash and some of you people take this place too seriously. It’s kinda annoying. lol
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Drinking turns your nose red, it puts you to sleep, and it makes you urinate. Lust it turns on but also turns off. What I mean is, drinking stimulates desire but hinders performance. Therefore, too much drink is like a con artist when it comes to your sex drive. It sets you up for a fall. It gets you up but it keeps you from getting off. It persuades you and discourages you. It gives you an erection but doesn’t let you keep it, if you see what I’m saying. It makes you dream about erotic experiences, but then it leaves you asleep and needing to pee.
—Macbeth (translation)
- no one: i like you
- no one: you're really pretty
- no one: do you want to go on a date
- no one: are you okay
- no one: hi
